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Brett Favre Fumbles Million-Dollar Welfare Speeches, Prefers Trump’s ‘Pardon Plays’
Former NFL quarterback and self-proclaimed Trump supporter Brett Favre finds himself in a whirlwind of…
Village People Send Cease and Desist to Trump Due to Terrible Dance Moves
The iconic '70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President…
Lauren Boebert Proposes Making AR-15 the National Gun, Also Wants Bulletproof Backpacks to be the New ‘It’ Fashion for School Kids
Washington D.C. - In a surprising move, Representative Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has introduced a new…
McDonald’s Stops Serving Hot Food to Avoid More ‘Hot Food Debacles’, Introduces DIY Microwave Stations for Daring Diners
McDonald's has revealed that it will no longer be serving hot food to customers following…
Joke’s on Me: Living with a Husband Who Tells Terrible Jokes
Dear Folly, I'm at my wit's end with my husband and his bad jokes. We've…
Twitter Right Wingers in a Tizzy as Elon Musk Hands Over Reins to a Woman Who Can’t Cook or Clean
Elon Musk has announced that he will be stepping down from his position and handing…
Trump Ordered to Attend ‘Social Media Fingers Anonymous’ After Violating Evidence Disclosure Rules
New York, NY - Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a…
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Solution to Immigration: Marry Your Way to a Green Card
Marjorie Taylor Greene, a controversial politician known for her outspoken views on immigration, recently proposed…
Trump Sets World Record for Not Answering Questions, Wins Gold in Political Dodgeball
In a stunning display of political dodging, former President Donald Trump has set a new…
Witches in Hocus-Panic as Politicians Reference Witch Hunts
In a recent development that has sent shockwaves through the witch community, witches across the…
VP Kamala Harris Mistakenly Believes She’s In Charge of People Named Al, Not A.I.
Washington D.C. - In an odd mix-up, Vice President Kamala Harris announced at a press…
Rep. Boebert Suggests U.S. Solve Debt Crisis by Opening Up Another Credit Card, Asks for Cash Back Rewards
Representative Lauren Boebert has proposed a new solution to the ongoing debate about raising the…
George Santos Claims Georgia Bulldog Championship Team to Visit His Office Instead of White House
Representative George Santos made a statement claiming that the Georgia Bulldogs football team would not…
Trump Declares He Will Not Pay $5 Million in Damages, Citing His Long-Standing Tradition of Not Paying Anyone Anything
Former President Donald J. Trump has declared that he will not pay the $5 million…
Melania Trump Endorses Trump 2024 Campaign, Cites Unfinished Decorating Projects in White House
Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President…
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Latest Border Security Solution: Ask George Soros to Aim His Space Laser
Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has publicly pleaded with billionaire philanthropist George Soros to use…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Declares War on Chop Sticks: All Chinese Restaurants to Close
Governor Ron DeSantis has just signed a new bill into law that will see all…
From Conference Rooms to Living Rooms: Greg Daniels and NBC Announce ‘Work from Home’ Sitcom
Greg Daniels, the creator of the beloved sitcom "The Office," has teamed up with NBC…
Gas Stove Lobbyists Beg Politicians: ‘Don’t Single Us Out, Make All Appliances Suffer Equally
In a desperate bid to save their reputation, the Gas American Stove (GAS) lobbying group…
CIA Denies Involvement in Kennedy Assassinations, But Did Admit to Stealing John F. Kennedy’s Lunch in 8th Grade
Robert Kennedy Jr., son of Robert Kennedy and nephew of John F. Kennedy, has announced…
Polling Industry Shocked to Discover Most Polls are Just Really Bad at Polling
A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to…
Royal Blunder: King Charles Forgets to Turn off Stove Before Coronation
London, UK - King Charles and Queen Camilla were seen sitting awkwardly in the Diamond…
Father Pinky Swears Not to Yell at Family for Slow Walking During Disney Vacation
Rich Frillz, a husband and father of three from Ohio, has pinky promised not to…
Crazy in Capitol: Wife of Seditionist Seeks Support Group Solace
Dear Folly, I don't know where to turn. My husband and his buddies thought it…
Mike Lindell Unveils ‘My Mattress’, the Only Place Safer Than a Bank For your Money
In an effort to capitalize on the growing number of Americans who are worried about…
Woman Charged with Party Foul and Wasting Perfectly Good Wine on Gaetz
At a Florida wine festival over the weekend, a 41-year-old woman named Selena Chambers was…
Putin Outraged as Ukraine Violates Drone No-Fly Zone Ignoring Their Own Invasion of Ukraine
Russian President Vladimir Putin has expressed outrage over Ukraine's alleged violation of a no drone…
Bud Light Launches ‘Bruh Light’ to Appeal to Young Men Who Can’t Handle Regular Bud Light
Anheuser Busch, the company that brews Bud Light, announced today that it will be launching…
Desperate Hollywood Producers Turn to AI for Writers: ChatGPT+ Set to Take Over the Red Carpet
In the wake of the Hollywood writers' strike, studio executives are frantically seeking a new…
Karine Jean-Pierre blames Trump for everything, including her burnt toast this morning
Karine Jean-Pierre, Joe Biden's press secretary, made an unusual move by blaming the Trump administration…
