Monday, January 19, 2026
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Tag: Department of Homeland Security
DHS Says Immigration Enforcement Impossible Without Free Breakfast
Federal officials say canceled hotel rooms threaten immigration operations. The real issue appears to be…
White House Labels South Park ‘Leftist Terror Cell,’ Orders DHS to Monitor Kenny
The Trump White House has labeled “South Park” a “leftist terror cell” after a brutal…
TSA to Let Travelers Keep Shoes On, But May Still Confiscate Your Dignity
TSA has ended the shoe-removal rule at checkpoints, but travelers are advised to keep their…
U.S. Customs Denies Entry to Tourist for Possessing Unlicensed Satire of JD Vance
A Norwegian tourist says he was deported for a meme mocking JD Vance. Homeland Security…
Masked ICE Agents Raid Tamale Cart, Declare “War on Unauthorized Deliciousness”
ICE agents in riot gear raided a tamale vendor in Los Angeles, citing threats to…
Government Urges Public to Change Password from ‘Password123’ to ‘Password1234’
After billions of login credentials leaked online, the U.S. government unveiled its most advanced security…
Kristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Tactical Cosplay Used in Homeland Security Photo Ops
Kristi Noem was rushed to the hospital after suffering an allergic reaction to her tactical…
