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Abbott Threatens 100% Tariff on New Yorkers Who ‘Smell Like Bagels’
Governor Greg Abbott vows to protect Texas from “the spread of gluten-based socialism,” promising tariffs,…
Texas Braces for Gulf of America vs Gulf of Mexico Showdown Over Tropical Disturbance Stormy McStormface
Lone Star State prepares for possible floods, brisket shortage, and bad storm selfies.
Texas Lawmakers Heroically Protect Teens From TikTok, Not Guns or Heatstroke
Texas wants to ban kids from using social media to protect their brains. Guns, heat,…
