Monday, January 19, 2026
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Tag: ICE
Insurrection Act: Trump Says It Will Protect America from People Reacting to Getting Shot
A new plan reframes public emotion as the real emergency. Officials say calm is easier…
MAGA Says Renée Good Should Have Complied Like Ashli Babbitt
A new political talking point spreads fast by promising easy answers to hard questions. It…
Vikings Fans Protest ICE, Admit They’d Rather Watch Games on Couch
With no game to watch, fans discover free time, feelings, and a lot of signs.…
Robert Van Winkle Joins ICE, Promises Agents Will ‘Chill’ but ‘If They Got a Problem, Yo, He’ll Solve It’
A nostalgia-fueled hiring spree takes a sharp left turn when ICE signs a rapper with…
Trump Deploys ICE Boats to Hunt Undocumented Leprechauns in Chicago River
Armed ICE boats storm the Chicago River in search of undocumented leprechauns accused of “unlawful…
Kristi Noem’s Rolex Costs More Than Every Inmate’s Commissary Balance Combined
Kristi Noem wore a $50K Rolex while threatening inmates at the new “Louisiana Lockup” ICE…
Dean Cain Joins ICE, Immediately Realizes He Actually Just Needs Ice for His Injury
Superman once fought Lex Luthor. Now he’s fighting joint inflammation. Dean Cain’s short-lived ICE career…
D-List Actor Who Played Superman 30 Years Ago Now Arresting Real People for “Fun”
Former Superman D-List actor Dean Cain has joined ICE to help deport migrants, sparking confusion,…
ICE Runs Out of Uniforms, Tells Recruits to ‘Just Bring a Sheet With Eyeholes’
ICE’s record-breaking recruitment effort has outpaced supply chains, leading the agency to suggest new hires…
Supreme Court Says U.S. Can Deport Criminals to Random Countries, Must Fly Spirit
The Supreme Court approved deporting criminals to countries they’ve never been to, provided they fly…
Masked ICE Agents Raid Tamale Cart, Declare “War on Unauthorized Deliciousness”
ICE agents in riot gear raided a tamale vendor in Los Angeles, citing threats to…
Kristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Tactical Cosplay Used in Homeland Security Photo Ops
Kristi Noem was rushed to the hospital after suffering an allergic reaction to her tactical…
