Tag: Zohran Mamdani

Texas Governor Greg Abbott speaks to reporters outside a building
Politics

Abbott Threatens 100% Tariff on New Yorkers Who ‘Smell Like Bagels’

Governor Greg Abbott vows to protect Texas from “the spread of gluten-based socialism,” promising tariffs,…

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Statue of Liberty in black niqab facing Manhattan skyline at sunset
Politics

Lady Liberty Wears Niqab After Learning a Muslim Might Run NYC

Zohran Mamdani wins NYC’s Democratic primary, and the right loses it like he personally moonwalked…

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Andrew Cuomo speaking at podium in New York City campaign event
Politics

Cuomo Promises to “Rebuild Trust” But Accidentally Says “Thrust” During Speech

Andrew Cuomo accidentally promised to “rebuild thrust” instead of trust during a campaign speech, reigniting…

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