Ozzy Osbourne’s ghost launched a chaotic post-death world tour hours after his passing, proving death is just another encore
NBA 2K26 picked Angel Reese for its WNBA cover to “generate engagement through chaos,” bypassing fan-favorite Caitlin Clark and igniting exactly the digital storm they wanted.
The late Richard Hurst, a.k.a. Deputy Cletus Hogg, received the loudest funeral in Tennessee history as fans staged doughnuts and MAGA chants outside Cooter’s Place.
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding in Venice featured star guests, dramatic venue shifts, and a protest flotilla. It also proved one thing: romance is more impressive when launched with next-day shipping.
After nearly 10 years together, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have reportedly ended their relationship. Sources say the decision was mutual, but the drama remains deeply entertaining.
Fortnite’s developer Epic Games is refunding $126 million to players misled by shady design tricks. Parents say they never thought “banana skin regret” would be a real household issue.
Brian “Liver King” Johnson was arrested in Austin after threatening Joe Rogan in an unhinged video. Authorities say caveman cosplay is not a valid defense.
Donald Trump says his second term has been so successful he won’t seek a third. Instead, he’s rebooting The Apprentice to fire people on TV again.
After being shoved mid-game, Caitlin Clark chose to discuss her team’s playoff win instead of the drama. Media outlets are now scrambling to understand what “sports” is again.
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