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Trump Puts Name on Institute of Peace, Says Nobel Prize Now ‘Basically Required by Law’
Trump stamps his name on peace while turning the building into a courtroom prop.
White House Cuts MPG Standards After Trump Says 50 MPG ‘Sounds Communist’
Trump says high mileage cars show weakness, so America will burn fuel proudly.
Mike Lindell Not Done Losing, Will Try Minnesota Next
Lindell says he is ready to lose again, this time with colder weather.
Dells Drop $6.25 Billion Into Trump Accounts, Say It’s the Only Way Kids Will Ever Afford Rent
Donald Trump and Billionaires fund kids’ futures because the economy forgot to.
New White House ‘Media Bias’ Page Lists Reporters Who “Hurt Trump’s Feelings This Week”
A new White House tool exposes the journalists who caused Trump emotional turbulence this week.
MTG Quits Congress, Says God Told Her ‘Girl, This Is Getting Embarrassing’
After years of shouting from the House floor and Trump’s comments section, Marjorie Taylor Greene finally decides to quit the one job that expected more from her than a ring light and a…
Congress Boldly Rejects Socialism, Forgets Medicare, Highways, And Half Their Own Pensions
Lawmakers stood firm against socialism while standing on taxpayer funded carpeting. Their vote signaled moral clarity, financial confusion and a total lack of self awareness on a national scale. Critics asked if the…
DOJ Promises Full Epstein File Release, Just Needs 30 Days To “Windex the Trump Parts”
The Justice Department promises honesty, clarity, and a light surface cleaning before America sees what is inside the Epstein vault. Experts remain unsure whether microfiber cloths count as obstruction.
October Jobs Report Canceled, Nation Encouraged To Assume It Was Fine
The Labor Department pressed pause on reality after the long shutdown and asked Americans to trust their instincts. Officials said this is a temporary setback, although many admit they often prefer vibes over…
