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Tony Robbins Sues AI Clones for Offering Motivation Without Making You Walk on Fire
Tony Robbins is suing AI bots for offering motivation without a $3,000 seminar or mandatory fire walk, claiming emotional and financial theft.
Elmo Hack Traced to Oscar the Grouch After Trash Can Wi-Fi Exposed as ‘Unsecured Public Network’
Elmo’s wholesome X account was hijacked by a rogue user spewing hate. Sources now blame Oscar the Grouch and his unsecured trash-can Wi-Fi.
Did Texas Just Make It Harder to Watch Porn Than to Get a Gun?
The Supreme Court backs Texas’ porn ID law, creating the world’s first digital strip search to protect minors from seeing what their gym teachers wear in summer.
Microsoft Replaces Blue Screen of Death With More Emotionally Appropriate Black Screen
Microsoft says goodbye to the blue screen of death and hello to a black one, now featuring quicker restarts and passive-aggressive commentary from “Dark Lord Clippy.”
Trump Mobile Rebrands ‘Made in USA’ as ‘Emotionally Manufactured in America’
The Trump Organization quietly drops “Made in the USA” claims for its T1 phone, replacing them with patriotic poetry and specs last seen in a 2016 gas station flip phone.
Epic Games Fined for Accidentally Teaching Kids Economics the Hard Way
Fortnite’s developer Epic Games is refunding $126 million to players misled by shady design tricks. Parents say they never thought “banana skin regret” would be a real household issue.
Government Urges Public to Change Password from ‘Password123’ to ‘Password1234’
After billions of login credentials leaked online, the U.S. government unveiled its most advanced security strategy to date: telling Americans to just add a “4” to the end of their already bad passwords.
Melania MEME Coin Terms Accidentally Reveal Deep State, Copyright Policy
The Melania MEME Coin terms and conditions are a masterpiece of patriotic legalese that warns users the coin does nothing, fixes nothing, and might crash their browser — but God bless America anyway.
Trump Unveils $499 Smartphone, Calls It “The Only Phone That Won’t Betray You”
Donald Trump launches the “T1” smartphone and “47 Plan” service, calling it the most patriotic device ever. Features include auto-replying “WRONG” and no communication with California.
