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Elon Musk Tries to Buy Naming Rights for Next Generation, Only to Discover ‘Gen X’ Was Already Taken
Elon Musk reportedly attempted to purchase the naming rights for the next generation of babies, aiming to leave his mark on future history. However, the tech mogul was left fuming when he discovered…
Donald Trump Jr. Warns Crypto Enthusiasts About Fake Tokens: “Only Our Scams Are Legit!”
Donald Trump Jr. took to social media to warn the crypto community about fake tokens claiming to be associated with the Trump brand. The announcement, which came with a mixture of excitement and…
MAGA Outraged Over Google’s Autocomplete Snub on “Assassination Attempt Trump”
In a digital age where search engines seem to hold the answers to all our questions, a new controversy has erupted. Conservatives are up in arms because Google's autocomplete feature does not suggest…
Elon Musk Rebrands Twitter as “Qwitter” to Embrace Its New QAnon Overlords
Tech mogul and part-time space enthusiast Elon Musk announced the rebranding of Twitter as "Qwitter" to better align with the growing dominance of QAnon conspiracy theories on the platform. The decision came as…
Zuckerberg and Musk Agree to Arm-Wrestling Showdown
Tech giants Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have decided to settle their differences in an epic arm-wrestling competition, proving once and for all who truly holds the power of Silicon Valley. The battle…
Twitter Right Wingers in a Tizzy as Elon Musk Hands Over Reins to a Woman Who Can’t Cook or Clean
Elon Musk has announced that he will be stepping down from his position and handing over the reins to Linda Yaccarino, a prominent female executive in the media industry. While many hailed this…
VP Kamala Harris Mistakenly Believes She’s In Charge of People Named Al, Not A.I.
Washington D.C. - In an odd mix-up, Vice President Kamala Harris announced at a press conference today that she believed she was put in charge of all people named Al or Albert, not…
Tech Companies in Panic Mode as May the 4th Approaches: Meme Servers Buckle Under the Weight of Star Wars Jokes
In preparation for May the 4th, also known as Star Wars Day, Google and other tech companies are scrambling to gear up their servers for the onslaught of memes. According to a recent…
Elon Musk’s Insane Plot to Conquer Mars and Rule the Galaxy with an Electric Fist
Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has been known for his ambitious projects, but his latest plan is causing controversy and raising eyebrows. According to sources close to Musk, he's planning to selfishly colonize Mars…
