FIFA hands Trump a peace award after the Nobel Committee declined to participate in his highlight reel
Trump stamps his name on peace while turning the building into a courtroom prop.
Geneva negotiators scramble to explain a leaked Ukraine peace plan that nobody wants to claim. Rubio insists he only carried it, Trump sets a deadline, and Europe demands a version that makes sense.
Trump touts his latest “historic” deal as a triumph of negotiation, ignoring that it mostly reverses his own tariffs. Experts call it the most expensive handshake in history.
Louvre officials say the crown was stolen, Trump says it was “underutilized.”
After losing the Nobel Peace Prize, Trump vows “beautiful, precision-style diplomacy” against Norway. Officials call it “peace through air superiority.”
After a leaked text showed his Cabinet questioning the plan, Trump insisted the move was “genius economics.” Experts called it “feeding your rival dessert first.”
At Windsor Castle, Trump quizzed King Charles about crowns, thrones, and brand options. The visit turned into a crash course in monarchy, plus a light sales pitch.
Trump’s UK visit turned into a streaming event as Windsor Castle became a true crime billboard. Protesters projected Epstein photos larger than life.
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