Tag: Donald Trump

Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.

Donald Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize medal from Gianni Infantino during a public ceremony
Sports

Trump Accepts FIFA Peace Prize, Demands VAR Review of Nobel Committee

FIFA hands Trump a peace award after the Nobel Committee declined to participate in his…

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Trump stamps his name on peace while turning the building into a courtroom prop.
Politics

Trump Puts Name on Institute of Peace, Says Nobel Prize Now ‘Basically Required by Law’

Trump stamps his name on peace while turning the building into a courtroom prop.

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Gas station with multiple cars parked and fueling under a canopy.
Politics

White House Cuts MPG Standards After Trump Says 50 MPG ‘Sounds Communist’

Trump says high mileage cars show weakness, so America will burn fuel proudly.

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Mike Lindell raising his arm during a public rally in a city street.
Politics

Mike Lindell Not Done Losing, Will Try Minnesota Next

Lindell says he is ready to lose again, this time with colder weather.

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Michael and Susan Dell posing together at a public event.
Politics

Dells Drop $6.25 Billion Into Trump Accounts, Say It’s the Only Way Kids Will Ever Afford Rent

Donald Trump and Billionaires fund kids’ futures because the economy forgot to.

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A Costco employee wearing a store vest standing in a busy warehouse-style retail environment.
Business

Costco Tells Supreme Court It Cannot Run America on Kirkland Alone

Costco says Donald Trump's tariffs forced America into a Kirkland only supply chain meltdown.

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President Donald Trump standing indoors, looking serious during a conversation.
Health

Trump Brags His MRI Shows ‘Most Powerful Organ,’ Won’t Specify Which One He Means

Trump says doctors were amazed, although he cannot tell which body part they looked at.

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Eric Trump smiling at an outdoor public appearance.
Family

Report Finds Trump Family Totally Innocent After Being Reviewed by Trump Family

A new report clears the Trumps and asks America to rise for a standing ovation.

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The White House press briefing room podium with official signage.
Politics

New White House ‘Media Bias’ Page Lists Reporters Who “Hurt Trump’s Feelings This Week”

A new White House tool exposes the journalists who caused Trump emotional turbulence this week.

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Close-up portrait of Melania Trump looking serious during a public appearance.
Entertainment

Melania Launches Film Studio, Promises Original Stories “Never Before Told by Michelle Obama”

Melania launches a movie empire and promises stories completely unrelated to Michelle Obama in any…

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Diplomatic officials standing together during a meeting in an ornate hall.
World

U.S. Denies Writing Ukraine Peace Proposal, Rubio Denies Reading It, Trump Denies Denying Anything

Geneva negotiators scramble to explain a leaked Ukraine peace plan that nobody wants to claim.…

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Marjorie Taylor Greene sitting on a beige couch in a living room with a lit Christmas tree behind her, speaking to the camera.
Politics

MTG Quits Congress, Says God Told Her ‘Girl, This Is Getting Embarrassing’

After years of shouting from the House floor and Trump’s comments section, Marjorie Taylor Greene…

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