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Tag: White House
The White House, America’s most famous Airbnb, hosts everything from press meltdowns to turkey pardons gone wrong. The Folly Times brings you the latest from the West Wing, where the décor is historic but the drama is straight reality TV.
White House Cuts MPG Standards After Trump Says 50 MPG ‘Sounds Communist’
Trump says high mileage cars show weakness, so America will burn fuel proudly.
Trump Brags His MRI Shows ‘Most Powerful Organ,’ Won’t Specify Which One He Means
Trump says doctors were amazed, although he cannot tell which body part they looked at.
Report Finds Trump Family Totally Innocent After Being Reviewed by Trump Family
A new report clears the Trumps and asks America to rise for a standing ovation.
New White House ‘Media Bias’ Page Lists Reporters Who “Hurt Trump’s Feelings This Week”
A new White House tool exposes the journalists who caused Trump emotional turbulence this week.
Trump Hits Reporter With “Quiet, Piggy,” Internet Responds With Full Hog Roast
Trump snapped at a female reporter after an Epstein question, and the moment exploded online.…
Trump Says Naming Stadium After Him Would “Honor Redskins Tradition of Racism”
President Trump says naming Washington’s new stadium after him would “honor the Redskins’ proud legacy…
Trump’s Gold Oval Office Sign Sparks Outrage, Shines Brighter Than National Debt
Trump unveils a new gold “Oval Office” sign as millions lose food assistance during the…
Trump Praises Ballroom Demolition Noise as ❛Sound of Justice Being Buried❜
Trump celebrates White House demolition sounds while officials scramble to explain why the East Wing…
White House Doctor Declares Trump ‘Healthier Than Science Allows’
After a glowing medical review, the White House physician declared Trump’s body a “biological marvel,”…
UFC Announces White House Fight Night, Finally Makes Idiocracy a Documentary
America is turning its front lawn into a cage fight, complete with McGregor, Trump commentary,…
Two Planes of White House Staff Depart for Kirk Funeral, Leaving Government Unsupervised for 48 Hours
Trump’s team is sending two planeloads of staff to Charlie Kirk’s funeral, leaving Washington oddly…
Should Flags Ever Go Back Up? Trump Says No, Calls Half-Mast ‘More Patriotic’
Trump orders U.S. flags to fly permanently at half-mast, claiming it shows strength and respect.…
